Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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