i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We had sex on a dog bed..
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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