I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
His hands were made for my vagina.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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