I think my vagina is haunted
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
as a side note pls kill me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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