Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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