I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's shark week go big or go home
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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