He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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