actually, I'm a sock model
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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