you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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