is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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