At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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