And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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