There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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