Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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