That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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