Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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