I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize