Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you had me at cake vodka
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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