She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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