hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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