Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ok first of all what the fuck
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