Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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