I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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