Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
