I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
how drunk are you?
Several
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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