I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Im part way to drunk.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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