Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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