the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize
