put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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