Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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