you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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