There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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