I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Can I color on your dick again?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Send help, water and tortillas.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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