Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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