Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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