this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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