Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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