I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
love makes seman taste better
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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