Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize