I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
