I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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