You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Oh god it's open bar.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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