In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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