He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
