How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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