She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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