fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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