I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Everclear isn't food dammit
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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