I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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