My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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