my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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