Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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