He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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