its not stalking. its research.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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