And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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