i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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