your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
