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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You pole danced in your parka.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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